It’s cold and icky and snowy out there today. Yes, again. What the hell happened to the lovely spring-like 65 ºF is was last weekend? As a nod to the cold, I’m wearing my Lace Leaf pullover today–you know, the one I made out of Malabrigo Chunky? It’s gotten pretty pilly. I was working happily at my computer this morning when it slowly began to drive me insane. At some point, I decided I couldn’t take it anymore, so I pulled out a disposable razor from my drawer and started shaving away at it. (Everybody does keep disposable razors in their office drawers, right? In case of a shaving emergency. I have deodorant, too.) I had gotten my left sleeve done, and was working on the armpit when my boss unexpectedly walked into my office. Um, did I mention that I was still *wearing* the sweater? Yes. So he stops dead in his tracks, his mouth drops open, and he turns and walks back out. I haven’t seen him since. But I did finish shaving the rest of my sweater, and I must say it does look spiffing!
So. I knit some socks.
Socks fer Sunni part deux (Rav link)
Pattern: Mad Color Weave, by Tina Lorin
Yarn: Bellamoden superwash merino sport, color Fahrenheit 451
Needle: US 3 dpns
Started: Feb 10
Finished: March 1
For: Sunni, as per name of socks
Mods: heel flap instead of whatever the hell the pattern said
So these are part deux because I first started the Aquafina socks with this yarn.
(Okay, they were NOT called the Aquafina socks. Apparently that’s the name of a bottled water company. I can’t remember their bloody name, nor can I find the pattern in Ravelry. I had put them in my queue, then hit “cast on” when the time was right. Then they went wrong and I deleted them, but of course they didn’t go back in my queue and I didn’t have them favorited. And now for the life or me, I can’t find them–ARRUGH! They were a slipped stitch pattern, in a front block and a back block, supposedly to make variegated yarns not pool. Does anybody know what I’m talking about?)
***Apparently they are called the Aquaphobia socks. Not Aquafina. Hey, anyone could have made that mistake. Right? Anyway, thanks Chelsea!***
Cleansing breath.
So the socks did not work in this aforementioned other pattern. So I ripped them out and started the Mad Color Weave socks instead. Now I’m thinking that maybe this wasn’t the best pattern for this yarn, either. The cabled pattern looks pretty chaotic. You have to look kinda close to even see it.
Don’t stare too long. They might induce seizures.
I must admit that I didn’t really like knitting these. Not because of the yarn, it was soft and squishy and pretty and nice. It was the pattern I didn’t care for. And I can’t put my finger on why. They just weren’t particularly…fun. But I muscled through and finished them because they were for Sunni’s birthday, which rapidly came and went. I did finish the first sock in time, which I wrapped up and gave to her, and she unwrapped and tried on and promptly gave it back to me. It did fit, so that was good. Then I finished the second. Now they’re both done. Yay.
So, mods. I completely ignored the heel directions on this pattern, and just inserted my “hey I’m lazy” regular heel-flap heel. I do think it fits the best, plus it’s committed to memory so there you go. You also were supposed to carry the twisted stitch pattern from the top down the side of the heel flap, but I thought that might be uncomfortable so I didn’t. I also arsed up the second sock by knitting a one-purl stitch gutter between the top and the foot instead of the two-purl stitch gutter like I was supposed to. Whoops. I didn’t notice until I was well into the foot, and you can’t really tell anyway. Sunni you don’t mind, do you? They are still cuddly and comfy. I swear.
So now I have to pop these in the mail, since Sunni had the gall to move to Arizona. I mean, just because someone drops your dream job in your lap doesn’t mean you can just up and move halfway across the bloody country, leaving all your nice friends who knit you socks and mittens and things behind. I mean really, how rude.
I’m just being sarcastic, of course! As usual. Sunni knows I’m uber-happy for her, but I already miss her terribly. I just walked into the lab to check something, and it’s snowing sideways out there. You hearing this, Sunni? See what you’re missing?
Sigh.
Oh yeah, it’s Friday. Here’s what I’ve been
Watching (Makes me cry. Every. Single. Time.)
and
Criminy, that was a lost post for a Friday, eh? Sorry. Well, let me make it just a bit longer. Next week is spring break. Yaaaaay! Not that I’m going anywhere, but I get a week off of whiny students. AND this weekend they’re doing some kind of water main work in the building so all the water’s getting turned off. Including the sinks and the toilets and the sprinkler system. So we’re not supposed to enter the building unless “it’s absolutely necessary.” So I get a whole weekend off from lab work! Big YAAAAAAAY! More knitting time for me!
See ya. :)





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March 7, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Chelsea
Aquaphobia maybe? That would be my guess anyway, but I do the love Mad Color Weave. Now I am picturing myself at my lab bench shaving my sweater. Hee!
March 7, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Macoco
The socks are beautiful and that is a really great photo to show them off.
You have probably scarred your boss for life! He will always have a funny story to remember you by though. ;)
March 7, 2008 at 1:50 pm
sunni
aw, thank you! these are fabulous!!
March 7, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Nell
Baby Mine gets me every time. I didn’t mean that to rhyme. HAHA!
Spring break is one more week away for me. I just cannot wait!
March 7, 2008 at 2:53 pm
orata
That is hilarious. Are you planning to explain to your boss what you were doing? Or will that make you sound even more crazy?
Do you like Dark Lord of Derkholm? is this your first time reading it? It’s one of the few DWJ books I had trouble getting through. It took reading “Year of the Griffin” first (a lot more fun, in my opinion) and getting attached to the characters for me to be able to plough through Dark Lord of Derkholm. And I don’t like the way Wizard Derk thinks about his supposed kids.
March 7, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Zonda
whew, glad I finished my mouthful o’coffee before I started reading! Haha! I bet your boss is gonna avoid you more now! I love the socks and the patterning…Thanks for the link! Enjoy your week off!
March 7, 2008 at 3:23 pm
weezalana
Oh, you should so NOT tell him why yo were doing what you were doing. Just let him think you like to mock-shave your pits while fully dressed in the middle of the day.
Ah yes, the no-fun pattern. I just frogged two of those. Actually, four – two patterns for each pair. But one of them ran across a crowded field into Hedera’s arms last night, so at least that one’s happy now!
March 7, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Nichole D.
I think the socks look smashing. And not the “smashing into bits” type of smashing, the good kind that makes you want to speak in a rich accent and turn up your nose. Great job!
Oh, and I hope you enjoy your spring break thoroughly.
March 7, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Jennifer
Nothing better than being “forced” to stay home from work. I hope you get some good knitting done! Stay warm!
March 7, 2008 at 6:03 pm
silencepainter
OMG your poor boss must be so confused.
I like how the socks turned out.
March 7, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Kalani
I am still laughing out loud. Do you think you’re singlehandedly contributing to the idea that chem PhD students are weird? The socks look great!
March 7, 2008 at 11:22 pm
irishgirlieknits
I love the socks! I’ve had that pattern queued for awhile, so nice to see them knit up. Enjoy your week at home too :)
March 8, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Emily
Love ‘em!
March 9, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Stephanie
Oh I wish I could have seen Jeff’s face. Priceless. I think it’s good to keep the boss guessing a little. Make’s them keep their distance.
March 30, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Rachel
I am chortling at the idea of someone walking in on you while you were shaving the armpit of your sweater! Awesome. Has he said anything about it to you?
Although academics are kind of loony, he’s probably seen weirder.