Pattern: Gretel, by Ysolda
Yarn: Bartlett Yarns, 2-ply fisherman, 1 skein of oxford; also a bit of Sublime cashmere merino silk for lining (left over from Odessa).
Needles: KP 8 (5 mm) and 3 (3.25 mm)
Begun: January 4
Finished: Many dates, but ultimately January 22
Por: moi
Mods: Didn’t do tubular cast on, lined ribbing with soft stuff
Okay, so. I’ve been down a long knitting road with this hat. It was dark and twisty, and littered with many snags, thorns, and bushy undergrowth. (Hee! I said bushy!) Yet, we have emerged from the woods successfully. Woo-freakin-hoo. And it’s kinda cute too, eh?
Well, first things first. I initially wanted the slouchy version. According to the pattern, it takes 230 yards for the slouchy version. I had 210 yards. So I technically didn’t have enough yarn for the slouchy. But since when have I let technicalities stop me before? “Pshaw!” I said, and I went for it. And then…I ran out of yarn. No worries, I ripped back to where the pattern diverged for the slouchy and regular versions, and then knit the regular. It’s still pretty slouchy, though, isn’t it?
So after I finished knitting and pulling the top closed, I had to go back to the beginning. This is because I’m a silly person. You see, the pattern says to knit the ribbing on needles two sizes smaller than the ones you use for the body of the hat. Did I do this? Of course not. I figured since I was lining the ribbing with a nice, soft yarn that it would be thicker and therefore fit me. Somehow. I guess I thought maybe those fat little stitches could suck in their guts or something. Well, they didn’t, the little bastards. So I had to rip out my cast on edge, unravel back to were the ribbing ended, and reknit on 6s. Does it go without saying that this was a huge pain in the ass? Okay, good. I won’t say it then.
I haz an azteticallee pleezen top.
So I finished reknitting the ribbing in the Bartlett yarn. I switched to the Sublime yarn. I did a k2p2 row. I purled a turning row. Then I continued with the k2p2 ribbing, but in reverse. That is, I knit where I should have purled and purled where I should have knit. So it would fit all nicely inside the Bartlett yarn ribbing see? Like a little glove. So to speak. Then I sewed down the live stitches on the inside, then washed it and blocked it. It was very pretty.
But pretty didn’t save it. It was still too big.
Grr.
I actually wore it for a couple of days like that. By like that I mean falling off of my head every time I turned it too fast. It took a particularly cold day and a stiff wind to smack me out of my denial. Unfortunately, it just blew me into another form of denial: I decided to put some elastic on the inside.
“What a great idea!” I thought. “Since I have two layers, I can just slip the elastic in between them! It will be fabulous! It will be beautiful! It will be successful!”
Wrong.
Have you ever worn a hat with elastic on the inside? It’s not very comfortable. I mean it worked, technically. But technical is not often pretty. Very, very far from pretty. The elastic smooshed the hell out of my forehead. By ‘smooshed’ I mean pushed all my skin forward in a wrinkly, foldy mass. I looked like a friggin Shar Pei. So I made the elastic bigger. Then it fell off. So I made it smaller. Then it smooshed my forehead again. So I made it bigger. Repeat ad nauseum until frustration compels you to open the front door and chuck it onto the porch.
After I retrieved it from the porch, I ripped out the ribbing again. Then I reknitted all of the ribbing and lining on 3s. Yup. 3s. It fits now. I iz happee.
Well, mostly.
I do think it’s a little too slouchy. So I guess I’m glad I knit the regular version. But I do find myself thinking that I’d like to knit another. A fitted one. In green, for spring.
Um. Yeah. Maybe I should go knit some mittens instead…
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January 28, 2008 at 12:54 pm
theypswife
such a cute and perky hat :) the cable pattern is very attractive! I think a green spring hat would be a good idea – the cables look kinda like vines or twisted stems – very springy!
January 28, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Macoco
You put so much work into that hat – that is absolutely amazing. I think I would have thrown in the towel on that one. It turned out so well though. :)
January 28, 2008 at 1:22 pm
mari
Wow. I think I would have given up the whole thing after all that.
Well, it looks great after all that work. Very pretty. :)
January 28, 2008 at 3:36 pm
orata
Yay for the cute hat! I missed the detail about the reversed ribbing for the lining when I saw it the other night. What a nice detail! I want to check it out next time I see it!
January 28, 2008 at 3:57 pm
sunni
so what you’re sayin’ is, if i want to knit this hat, my life will be a lot easier if i a) make up my mind about what i want in advance, and, um, b) follow the instructions?
and oh, i do, i do want to knit this hat. :)
January 28, 2008 at 6:11 pm
weezalana
It’s lovely! Snaps for persevering, too! I’d have, well, posted that it was too big and given it away. :P
January 28, 2008 at 6:12 pm
weezalana
Not that I *ever* knit anything that’s too big of course. It all flies off the needles perfectly.
BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *wipes tears from eyes*
January 28, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Nicole
You ripped ribbing from the bottom??? and it worked???
January 28, 2008 at 6:50 pm
turtlegirl76
It’s such a great looking hat! Definitely worth all the trouble.
January 28, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Dave
Great hat, and a great post! Yeah, do another one. :-)
January 28, 2008 at 9:37 pm
silencepainter
Way to be stubborn. It turned out great!
January 28, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Nell
Great hat. But the pictures are priceless!
January 29, 2008 at 12:33 am
Annie
Nootrishush!
January 29, 2008 at 9:58 am
anne
you look absolutely adorable in that hat though! eez fantastique!
January 29, 2008 at 10:51 am
LaurieM
Who knew there could be so much drama in the saga of a hat?! I like the hat.
Sometimes, when I knit a hat, and it doesn’t fit, I just find a head that it does fit. Sometimes we are knitting hats for other people.
January 29, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Zonda
Whew girl, just when I thought it was done..it wasn’t! It looks great on you and worth all the trouble! :)
March 16, 2008 at 4:34 pm
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