So I work in a public building of a large university. As such, we only have public restrooms. I also work on a floor that contains a very big lecture hall, so there are usually undergrads around. Well, this morning, I went into the closest bathroom, because I had to poop. As I opened the door and walked in, I nearly tripped over this undergrad’s backpack, which was lying right in the middle of the floor. She was a smarmy looking one, too–you know the type. Long curly hair pulled up in a ponytail, school t-shirt, sweat pants, Uggs (Ugh!) and of course, full makeup. So she gives me this look, like “How dare you almost step on my stuff, that I’ve left right in the middle of the floor of this tiny bathroom? Don’t you know that this is my personal space?” But I ignore it, and go into a stall.
Okay, so most of you are women. So you know what happens if you have to poop in a public bathroom–you generally wait for the other person (if there is one) to leave, right? I don’t know why we do this, but those are the rules so there you go. But in this particular case, I was a bit cheesed off at this stupid girl, so I really let it rip. I was grunting! I was plopping! I let out this huuuuge spectacular fart–really, my brothers would be so proud. Needless to say, that girl got the hell out of there. I think she might have even tripped over her own backpack in her haste to leave.
Heh heh heh. That made me very happy. I think it will be a Good Day.
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January 22, 2008 at 10:36 am
Dave
LOL! I love this.
January 22, 2008 at 10:56 am
JennyO
I think I love you!!
January 22, 2008 at 10:56 am
weezalana
LOL!!! Now *that’s* what I call female empowerment!
Hmmm, first Bez now you. I wonder if poop is becoming the new bloggin’ bandwagon.
January 22, 2008 at 10:56 am
weezalana
Or would that be empooperment…
January 22, 2008 at 11:14 am
Lauren
LMAO that is priceless.
January 22, 2008 at 12:06 pm
LaurieM
I’ll bet her mom has been telling her to get her backpack off the middle of the floor for years. But I’ll also bet you’ve cured her.
January 22, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Erin
Hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhaha – you go, girl!! Rules are meant to be broken (just like farts)!!!
January 22, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Nichole D.
*laughs uncontrollably* You rock! You sure showed her who was boss of the bathroom. Rock on!!
January 22, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Jennifer
ROFL! That is awesome.
January 22, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Macoco
ha! That is wonderful!
January 22, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Laura
Hilarious!
January 22, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Jennifer
HA!! Take that you stupid undergrad!!!
Only in grad school can you have an intelligent conversation about poop. Gets even more interesting when the restrooms don’t have doors and the acoustics are…….good.
January 22, 2008 at 6:15 pm
mari
OMG, too funny!!!
That’ll teach her to leave her stuff in the middle of a bathroom. :)
January 22, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Que Sarah
I now know not to piss you off.. I can only imagine what would happen. You crack me up! Go on with your nasty self ;-)
January 22, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Nell
Nicely done! Revenge poop!
January 22, 2008 at 8:32 pm
turtlegirl76
OMG that is too funny! Awesome.
January 22, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Nicole
Of course… You would.
January 23, 2008 at 1:24 pm
maryannlucy
ROFLOL – you made me snort!
January 23, 2008 at 4:25 pm
orata
Next time, poop on her backpack! None of this beating around the bush.
Also, I gave you an award. Mostly because of the revenge poop, really.
January 24, 2008 at 10:02 am
Annie
Could you warn me next time you make me laugh so hard I snot my computer?
January 27, 2008 at 12:23 pm
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January 27, 2008 at 7:44 pm
DebbieKnitter
ROFLMAO I have GOT to link to this post……..who DOESN’T love a good shitstorm (so to speak) LOLOLOLOLOLOL Thanks for the laugh!!!
January 28, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Erica
oh man…you’re my hero!
January 31, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Sarah
It is distinctly possible that you are my new hero.